Google talks 💩 on OpenAI's "moat" (whatever that means)

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Bienvenidos back humans (and secretly sentient toasters).

It’s Cinco de Mayo but the Microwaves have already partied way too hard this week to go out. The literal Padrino of AI, Geoffrey Hinton, left Google so he could stage a full-on AI intervention.

Things are getting spicy. Let’s taco about it…

• Biden now has to worry about everyone’s laptop

• Pi can help you make ChatGPT slower

• Google talks 💩 on OpenAI's "moat" (whatever that means)

• Hollywood writers want AI to “Go Back To San Francisco”

WE’RE NUKED PIE CHART

MAY 2023: Still just 34% of people are scared of AI. This smart group of people includes: Microwaves AI readers, Geoffrey “AI’s Godfather” Hinton & CEOs of real AI companies like Deepmind.

Biden now has to worry about everyone’s laptop

The Biden Administration met yesterday with the CEOs of the 4 biggest AI companies —Alphabet, Anthropic, Microsoft, and OpenAI— to discuss responsible innovation.

Senior administration officials were overheard saying, “Mr. President, it’s not just on one laptop this time.” (link)

Pi can help you make ChatGPT slower

Some very ungrateful ex-Deepmind leads built something beautiful called “Pi”. It’s a slower version of ChatGPT and you will be shocked at how much slower it is than you think (link).

Google talks 💩 on OpenAI's "moat" (whatever that means)

A researcher at Google leaked an internal document on a public Discord server and the children who hang out there saw it.

Basically, in this document Google is all like,

“Yeah, we don’t have a secret sauce ingredient (which we’ll call a moat) to win against OpenAI… but they don’t either! Google is fine.”

But they’re not fine and Google is in trouble. (link)

Take that Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai. How does that $226M salary feel now?

They Took Our Jobs!

How many jobs have the Microwaves taken this week?

IBM said they’re going to can 7800 workers because the execs think AI is “pretty dope”. Some people are speculating all these tech layoffs are just bc of bloat. Some people clearly aren’t paying attention.

The LA-based Writers Guild of America wants AI to “Go back to San Francisco.” No human writers have been canned yet, but this is a developing story.

Running Microwave Canned Count: 8,200

Microwaves.AI Newsletter Canned Count: 1

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AI Meme of The Week

Vamos a los Modelos. If you want more “slow down, this is a neighborhood” AI talk, be sure to follow me on Twitter (@DJohanson)

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